So, I got my flu shot today. I am sure that I will be bedridden in 48 hours. Yeah me. Hopefully the illness that I will contract from the shot will not be as virulent or as lengthy as if I contracted the illness on my own without the aid of inoculation. A couple of years ago, I got on TV for having that nasal flu vaccine administered to me. I was incredibly happy to have been on local TV, for having medicine shoved up my nose. Incredibly happy indeed. I came to work the following day to many accolades about my television appearance. Goody for me.
I feel like this year I was pretty much badgered into getting the shot. Little Man’s allergist basically said that if we (Wifey and myself) did not get flu shots we would be the worst parents ever and most likely burn in the eternal fires of the rare area of Hell reserved for delinquent parents who do not smoke around who have asthmatic children. I assured said doctor that my reception of a flu shot is not going to be the action that tips the scales for my impending trip to eternal damnation. There are many things that will completely outweigh a simple lack of inoculation. Regardless, Dr. Asthma McAllergy, did stress in no uncertain terms the immediate necessity of both parents getting the influenza inoculation. …Especially since Little Man cannot have the shot due to its being made from egg proteins. Basically this all boils down to me most likely getting sick this weekend, or early next week. So now Wifey and I are sharing sore shoulders. Yea us!
I have work I am avoiding right now. I really need to get it done.
To recap:
I am avoiding doing work for Asshat right now
I just cannot get myself motivated to work for him
11 Days till the blogaversary
I expect presents
One of these days I will post some pics of Little Man at Sesame Place
Ack, cough, cough
Looks like it is a Manwich sort of night
Wifey wanted me to relate to you that one should not teach yoga when one needs to pee
Okay, I get it, I am getting fat. It is time that I start exercising again
My ankle hurts, as soon as it is better, the workouts will begin
No, really
I feel like this year I was pretty much badgered into getting the shot. Little Man’s allergist basically said that if we (Wifey and myself) did not get flu shots we would be the worst parents ever and most likely burn in the eternal fires of the rare area of Hell reserved for delinquent parents who do not smoke around who have asthmatic children. I assured said doctor that my reception of a flu shot is not going to be the action that tips the scales for my impending trip to eternal damnation. There are many things that will completely outweigh a simple lack of inoculation. Regardless, Dr. Asthma McAllergy, did stress in no uncertain terms the immediate necessity of both parents getting the influenza inoculation. …Especially since Little Man cannot have the shot due to its being made from egg proteins. Basically this all boils down to me most likely getting sick this weekend, or early next week. So now Wifey and I are sharing sore shoulders. Yea us!
I have work I am avoiding right now. I really need to get it done.
To recap:
I am avoiding doing work for Asshat right now
I just cannot get myself motivated to work for him
11 Days till the blogaversary
I expect presents
One of these days I will post some pics of Little Man at Sesame Place
Ack, cough, cough
Looks like it is a Manwich sort of night
Wifey wanted me to relate to you that one should not teach yoga when one needs to pee
Okay, I get it, I am getting fat. It is time that I start exercising again
My ankle hurts, as soon as it is better, the workouts will begin
No, really