I have nothing to chat about today, yet again. There are tons of things going on in the world, but I have chosen not to talk about them. Hell, there are tons of things going on at my work, but since co-workers read this here blogarooney, I cannot comment on those things. Secrets abound in my workplace. It is a very secretive place. I have said too much already.
Anyway… it looks as if the white death will be descending upon us at any moment. Our very souls are in jeopardy due to the advancing line of death from above. It is coming! It is coming! Sweet mother of a vengeful God, it is coming! We are, according to the weathermen, expecting 14 feet of ice hurled by yetis from mountains of snow that are traveling in from the west. All of this snow and yeti action is to be accompanied by some wind that will make Sweet Baby Jesus cry. Just look at the radar, for crying out loud!
In summation, we are all going to die.
To recap:
White death is coming
It will involve yetis hurling things
I am just phoning it in today
Deal with it
Anyway… it looks as if the white death will be descending upon us at any moment. Our very souls are in jeopardy due to the advancing line of death from above. It is coming! It is coming! Sweet mother of a vengeful God, it is coming! We are, according to the weathermen, expecting 14 feet of ice hurled by yetis from mountains of snow that are traveling in from the west. All of this snow and yeti action is to be accompanied by some wind that will make Sweet Baby Jesus cry. Just look at the radar, for crying out loud!
In summation, we are all going to die.
To recap:
White death is coming
It will involve yetis hurling things
I am just phoning it in today
Deal with it